:-) :-). :-)<br/>
Вот чего я не делала, так это не «цеплялась к сдовам». И разуиеется, я не навязываю Вам своего мнения. <br/>
Я рада, что вы видите так глубоко и далеко.<br/>
I am intitled to my own opinion. As well as you are to yours. Let agree to disagree, OK?
inogda kogda 4itaiu knigu, ia zadumivaiusi kak eto stranno i neveroiatno zame4eatino ponimati shto 4erez veka esti i budut liudi kotorie 4itaia knigu, budut ponimati 4iustva pisatelea i misli evo, i ia ponimaiu ih kak bi govoriu s nim.
Странная озвучка. Ассоциация возникла с «древним» мультиком про Гуливера… :-)<br/>
<br/>
<a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4p-se-gfY" rel="nofollow">m.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4p-se-gfY</a>
А можно — «лектриса»? What's the verdict?<br/>
:)<br/>
В Большом толковом словаре есть слово «чтица»: <a href="http://gramota.ru/slovari/dic/?lop=x&bts=x&ro=x&zar=x&ag=x&ab=x&sin=x&lv=x&az=x&pe=x&word=%D1%87%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%86" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">gramota.ru/slovari/dic/?lop=x&bts=x&ro=x&zar=x&ag=x&ab=x&sin=x&lv=x&az=x&pe=x&word=%D1%87%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%86</a>
<a href="https://ibb.co/Hp2wNtZr" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/Hp2wNtZr/g2i5-EK17r-Ee-Ms-H5-Fm-Jm8-ZD01-Dq-J9-TLgvfvokzp-Pol-WM4-Gfi-IPu-Uj-EG8tf-SVulf2m-8-MRIy-Cg-LHM6-Feo.jpg" alt="g2i5-EK17r-Ee-Ms-H5-Fm-Jm8-ZD01-Dq-J9-TLgvfvokzp-Pol-WM4-Gfi-IPu-Uj-EG8tf-SVulf2m-8-MRIy-Cg-LHM6-Feo"/></a><br/>
Удивительная женщина, раздавшая всю свою Нобелевскую премию
Работай голосовым и связкамииии (написал в начале работай ртом но подумал что звучать будет слишком двусмысленно)<br/>
Так что за работу!!!<br/>
Нэт времени на сон и еду!!! Фанаты ждут. <a href="https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.536410b5e3529a176cea3c343bdce12e&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fSvadDN6rgZNew%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=dmoADCnUq17wMZ1AwRpJfX5Qs3Su8s%2fudwJFHNjV84Y%3d" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.536410b5e3529a176cea3c343bdce12e&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fSvadDN6rgZNew%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=dmoADCnUq17wMZ1AwRpJfX5Qs3Su8s%2fudwJFHNjV84Y%3d</a>
Vi pervaia devushka-chtec, kotoruiu ia slushau. Spasibo. Ochen interesno chitaete. Spasivo i vam i avtoru za «buravuiu».<br/>
P.s. v etoi chasti pastelnie sceni vizivaut otvrashrnie(((, naverno iz-za vozvrasta geroin… pedofilia priam.<br/>
A v celom- kniga ochen nravitsia.
«God Bless Our Home» — с таким названием три песни нашёл.<br/>
Одна начинается со слов: «Many homes there were in all the Land of our Lord...»<br/>
Припев второй: «God bless our home, and all that come in here...».<br/>
Третья начинается так: «Our house is a place, where you see only dishes..»
Так понятнее?<br/>
<a href="https://books.google.com.ua/books?id=rXRLDwAAQBAJ&pg=PP34&lpg=PP34&dq=гений+Тетель&source=bl&ots=nJ2S_Kpy4Z&sig=ACfU3U1iK79DX_BPUDXqM0RmyFk4jVcJOw&hl=ru&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB7oX6q_3rAhVYAxAIHWWsBAsQ6AEwDHoECAEQAQ#v=onepage&q=гений%20Тетель&f=false" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">books.google.com.ua/books?id=rXRLDwAAQBAJ&pg=PP34&lpg=PP34&dq=гений+Тетель&source=bl&ots=nJ2S_Kpy4Z&sig=ACfU3U1iK79DX_BPUDXqM0RmyFk4jVcJOw&hl=ru&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB7oX6q_3rAhVYAxAIHWWsBAsQ6AEwDHoECAEQAQ#v=onepage&q=гений%20Тетель&f=false</a><br/>
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Один из персонажей книги «Повелитель блох» Гофмана.
Пока нет в его исполнении. Вот пример чтения «Час быка» <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNckBaATI40" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNckBaATI40</a><br/>
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По поводу подростковости <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQqGGqMM-dI" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQqGGqMM-dI</a>
А мне очень нравится вот этот фрагмент его выступления:<br/>
«Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!<br/>
<br/>
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
Jerry, перевод сохранил большую точность:<br/>
<br/>
The baron of Smaylho'me rose with day,<br/>
He spurr'd his courser on,<br/>
Without stop or stay, down the rocky way,<br/>
That leads to Brotherstone.<br/>
<br/>
He went not with the bold Buccleuch,<br/>
His banner broad to rear;<br/>
He went not 'gainst the English yew,<br/>
To lift the Scottish spear.<br/>
<br/>
Yet his plate-jack was braced, and his helmet was laced,<br/>
And his vaunt-brace of proof he wore;<br/>
At his saddle-gerthe was a good steel sperthe,<br/>
Full ten pound weight and more.<br/>
<br/>
The Baron return'd in three days' space,<br/>
And his looks were sad and sour;<br/>
And weary was his courser's pace,<br/>
As he reach'd his rocky tower.<br/>
<br/>
He came not from where Ancram Moor<br/>
Ran red with English blood;<br/>
Where the Douglas true, and the bold Buccleuch,<br/>
'Gainst keen Lord Evers stood.<br/>
<br/>
Yet was his helmet hack'd and hew'd,<br/>
His acton pierced and tore,<br/>
His axe and his dagger with blood inbrued,-<br/>
But it was not English gore.<br/>
<br/>
He lighted at the Chapellage,<br/>
He held him close and still;<br/>
And he whistled thrice for his little foot-page,<br/>
His name was English Will.<br/>
<br/>
'Come thou hither, my little foot-page,<br/>
Come hither to my knee;<br/>
Though thou art young, and tender of age,<br/>
I think thou art true to me.<br/>
<br/>
'Come, tell me all that thou hast seen,<br/>
And look thou tell me true!<br/>
Since I from Smaylho'me tower have been,<br/>
What did thy lady do?'-<br/>
<br/>
'My lady, each night, sought the lonely light,<br/>
That burns on the wild Watchfold;<br/>
For, from height to height, the beacons bright<br/>
Of the English foemen told.<br/>
<br/>
'The bittern clamour'd from the moss,<br/>
The wind blew loud and shrill;<br/>
Yet the craggy pathway she did cross<br/>
To the eiry Beacon Hill.<br/>
<br/>
'I watch'd her steps, and silent came<br/>
Where she sat her on a stone;-<br/>
No watchman stood by the dreary flame,<br/>
It burned all alone.<br/>
<br/>
'The second night I kept her in sight,<br/>
Till to the fire she came,<br/>
And, by Mary's might! an Armed Knight<br/>
Stood by the lonely flame.<br/>
<br/>
'And many a word that warlike lord<br/>
Did speak to my lady there:<br/>
But the rain fell fast, and loud blew the blast,<br/>
And I heard not what they were.<br/>
<br/>
'The third night there the sky was fair,<br/>
And the mountain-blast was still,<br/>
As again I watch'd the secret pair,<br/>
On the lonesome Beacon Hill.<br/>
<br/>
'And I heard her name the midnight hour,<br/>
And name this holy eve;<br/>
And say, 'Come this night to thy lady's bower;<br/>
Ask no bold Baron's leave.<br/>
<br/>
'He lifts his spear with the bold Buccleuch;<br/>
His lady is all alone;<br/>
The door she'll undo, to her knight so true,<br/>
On the eve of good St. John.'-<br/>
<br/>
''I cannot come; I must not come;<br/>
I dare not come to thee;<br/>
On the eve of St. John I must wander alone:<br/>
In thy bower I may not be.'-<br/>
<br/>
''Now, out on thee, faint-hearted knight!<br/>
Thou shouldst not say me nay;<br/>
For the eve is sweet, and when lovers meet,<br/>
Is worth the whole summer's day.<br/>
<br/>
''And I'll chain the blood-hound, and the warder shall not sound,<br/>
And rushes shall be strew'd on the stair;<br/>
So, by the black rood-stone, and by Holy St. John,<br/>
I conjure thee, my love, to be there!'-<br/>
<br/>
''Though the blood-hound be mute, and the rush beneath my foot,<br/>
And the warder his bugle should not blow,<br/>
Yet there sleepeth a priest in the chamber to the east,<br/>
And my footstep he would know.'-<br/>
<br/>
''O fear not the priest, who sleepeth to the east!<br/>
For to Dryburgh the way he has ta'en;<br/>
And there to say mass, till three days do pass,<br/>
For the soul of a knight that is slayne.'-<br/>
<br/>
'He turn'd him around, and grimly he frown'd;<br/>
Then he laugh'd right scornfully-<br/>
'He who says the mass-rite for the soul of that knight,<br/>
May as well say mass for me:<br/>
<br/>
''At the lone midnight hour, when bad spirits have power,<br/>
In thy chamber will I be.'-<br/>
With that he was gone, and my lady left alone,<br/>
And no more did I see.'<br/>
<br/>
Then changed, I trow, was that bold Baron's brow,<br/>
From the dark to the blood-red high;<br/>
'Now, tell me the mien of the knight thou hast seen,<br/>
For, by Mary, he shall die!'-<br/>
<br/>
'His arms shone full bright, in the beacon's red light;<br/>
His plume it was scarlet and blue;<br/>
On his shield was a hound, in a silver leash bound,<br/>
And his crest was a branch of the yew.'-<br/>
<br/>
'Thou liest, thou liest, thou little foot-page,<br/>
Loud dost thou lie to me!<br/>
For that knight is cold, and low laid in the mould,<br/>
All under the Eildon-tree.'-<br/>
<br/>
'Yet hear but my word, my noble lord!<br/>
For I heard her name his name;<br/>
And that lady bright, she called the knight<br/>
Sir Richard of Coldinghame.'-<br/>
<br/>
The bold Baron's brow then changed, I trow,<br/>
From high blood-red to pale — <br/>'The grave is deep and dark — and the corpse is stiff and stark-<br/>
So I may not trust thy tale.<br/>
<br/>
'Where fair Tweed flows round holy Melrose,<br/>
And Eildon slopes to the plain,<br/>
Full three nights ago, by some secret foe,<br/>
That gay gallant was slain.<br/>
<br/>
'The varying light deceived thy sight,<br/>
And the wild winds drown'd the name;<br/>
For the Dryburgh bells ring, and the white monks do sing,<br/>
For Sir Richard of Coldinghame!'<br/>
<br/>
He pass'd the court-gate, and he oped the tower-gate,<br/>
And he mounted the narow stair,<br/>
To the bartizan-seat, where, with maids that on her wait,<br/>
He found his lady fair.<br/>
<br/>
That lady sat in mournful mood;<br/>
Look'd over hill and vale;<br/>
Over Tweed's fair flod, and Mertoun's wood,<br/>
And all down Teviotdale.<br/>
<br/>
'Now hail, now hail, thou lady bright!'-<br/>
'Now hail, thou Baron true!<br/>
What news, what news, from Ancram fight?<br/>
What news from the bold Buccleuch?'-<br/>
<br/>
'The Ancram Moor is red with gore,<br/>
For many a southron fell;<br/>
And Buccleuch has charged us, evermore,<br/>
To watch our beacons well.'-<br/>
<br/>
The lady blush'd red, but nothing she said:<br/>
Nor added the Baron a word:<br/>
Then she stepp'd down the stair to her chamber fair,<br/>
And so did her moody lord.<br/>
<br/>
In sleep the lady mourn'd, and the Baron toss'd and turn'd,<br/>
And oft to himself he said,-<br/>
'The worms around him creep, and his bloody grave is deep……<br/>
It cannot give up the dead!'-<br/>
<br/>
It was near the ringing of matin-bell,<br/>
The night was wellnigh done,<br/>
When a heavy sleep on that Baron fell,<br/>
On the eve of good St. John.<br/>
<br/>
The lady look'd through the chamber fair,<br/>
By the light of a dying flame;<br/>
And she was aware of a knight stood there-<br/>
Sir Richard of Coldinghame!<br/>
<br/>
'Alas! away, away!' she cried,<br/>
'For the holy Virgin's sake!'-<br/>
'Lady, I know who sleeps by thy side;<br/>
But, lady, he will not awake.<br/>
<br/>
'By Eildon-tree, for long nights three,<br/>
In bloody grave have I lain;<br/>
The mass and the death-prayer are said for me,<br/>
But, lady, they are said in vain.<br/>
<br/>
'By the Baron's brand, near Tweed's fair strand,<br/>
Most foully slain, I fell;<br/>
And my restless sprite on the beacon's height,<br/>
For a space is doom'd to dwell.<br/>
<br/>
'At our trysting-place, for a certain space,<br/>
I must wander to and fro;<br/>
But I had not had power to come to thy bower<br/>
Had'st thou not conjured me so.'-<br/>
<br/>
Love master'd fear — her brow she cross'd;<br/>
'How, Richard, hast thou sped?<br/>
And art thou saved, or art thou lost?'-<br/>
The vision shook his head!<br/>
<br/>
'Who spilleth life, shall forfeit life;<br/>
So bid thy lord believe;<br/>
That lawless love is guilt above,<br/>
This awful sign receive.'<br/>
<br/>
He laid his left palm on an oaken beam;<br/>
His right upon her hand;<br/>
The lady shrunk, and fainting sunk,<br/>
For it scorch'd like a fiery brand.<br/>
<br/>
The sable score, of fingers, four,<br/>
Remains on that board impress'd;<br/>
And for evermore that lady wore<br/>
A covering on her wrist.<br/>
<br/>
There is a nun in Dryburgh bower,<br/>
Ne'er looks upon the sun;<br/>
There is a monk in Melrose tower,<br/>
He speaketh word to none.<br/>
<br/>
That nun, who ne'er beholds the day,<br/>
That monk, who speaks to none-<br/>
That nun was Smaylho'me's Lady gay,<br/>
That monk the bold Baron.
Послушав рассказ 4. Диана Удовиченко — Путь к мечте (чит. Елена Федорив)<br/>
Вспомнил историю от американского гаишника:<br/>
<br/>
«Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:<br/>
<br/>
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.<br/>
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.<br/>
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.<br/>
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.<br/>
<br/>
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.<br/>
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more<br/>
time if that was all.<br/>
<br/>
She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.<br/>
<br/>
She looked me right in the eye and said, <b>»Not a damn thing!"</b> <br/>
фотография статьи американской газеты с этой историей<br/>
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ПЕРЕВОД:<br/>
История от дорожного полицейского из Миннесоты: <br/>
Как-то раз я остановил пожилую даму за превышение скорости на трассе 210, на 197 миле, сразу к востоку от города МакГрегор, Миннесота.<br/>
Попросил предъявить права, регистрацию и страховку. Дама передала мне документы.<br/>
Я был несколько удивлён (учитывая её солидный возраст), обнаружив среди документов лицензию на скрытое ношение оружия, и спросил, вооружена ли она в данный момент.<br/>
Дама ответила, что да, у неё пистолет калибра .45 в бардачке.<br/>
Что-то заставило меня спросить, а нет ли у неё ещё оружия, кроме упомянутого. Она сказала, что да, у неё в центральной консоли 9мм Глок. Тут уж я спросил «И это всё?». Нет, сказала она, еще есть .38 в сумочке. Тогда я спросил, чего она так боится.<br/>
Дама пристально посмотрела мне в глаза и сказала: «Да ни хрена я не боюсь». ))))
НЕГЛИЖЕ. [франц. négligé — небрежно]. I. неизм.; ср. Устар. Утренняя лёгкая домашняя одежда. Выйти во двор в изящном н. II. нареч., в функц. сказ. О полуодетом виде. Извините, я н. < В неглиже, в зн. нареч. В полуодетом виде. До вечера ходить в неглиже. <br/>
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Вот чего я не делала, так это не «цеплялась к сдовам». И разуиеется, я не навязываю Вам своего мнения. <br/>
Я рада, что вы видите так глубоко и далеко.<br/>
I am intitled to my own opinion. As well as you are to yours. Let agree to disagree, OK?
<br/>
<a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4p-se-gfY" rel="nofollow">m.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4p-se-gfY</a>
:)<br/>
В Большом толковом словаре есть слово «чтица»: <a href="http://gramota.ru/slovari/dic/?lop=x&bts=x&ro=x&zar=x&ag=x&ab=x&sin=x&lv=x&az=x&pe=x&word=%D1%87%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%86" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">gramota.ru/slovari/dic/?lop=x&bts=x&ro=x&zar=x&ag=x&ab=x&sin=x&lv=x&az=x&pe=x&word=%D1%87%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%86</a>
Удивительная женщина, раздавшая всю свою Нобелевскую премию
Так что за работу!!!<br/>
Нэт времени на сон и еду!!! Фанаты ждут. <a href="https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.536410b5e3529a176cea3c343bdce12e&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fSvadDN6rgZNew%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=dmoADCnUq17wMZ1AwRpJfX5Qs3Su8s%2fudwJFHNjV84Y%3d" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.536410b5e3529a176cea3c343bdce12e&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fSvadDN6rgZNew%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=dmoADCnUq17wMZ1AwRpJfX5Qs3Su8s%2fudwJFHNjV84Y%3d</a>
P.s. v etoi chasti pastelnie sceni vizivaut otvrashrnie(((, naverno iz-za vozvrasta geroin… pedofilia priam.<br/>
A v celom- kniga ochen nravitsia.
Одна начинается со слов: «Many homes there were in all the Land of our Lord...»<br/>
Припев второй: «God bless our home, and all that come in here...».<br/>
Третья начинается так: «Our house is a place, where you see only dishes..»
<a href="https://books.google.com.ua/books?id=rXRLDwAAQBAJ&pg=PP34&lpg=PP34&dq=гений+Тетель&source=bl&ots=nJ2S_Kpy4Z&sig=ACfU3U1iK79DX_BPUDXqM0RmyFk4jVcJOw&hl=ru&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB7oX6q_3rAhVYAxAIHWWsBAsQ6AEwDHoECAEQAQ#v=onepage&q=гений%20Тетель&f=false" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">books.google.com.ua/books?id=rXRLDwAAQBAJ&pg=PP34&lpg=PP34&dq=гений+Тетель&source=bl&ots=nJ2S_Kpy4Z&sig=ACfU3U1iK79DX_BPUDXqM0RmyFk4jVcJOw&hl=ru&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB7oX6q_3rAhVYAxAIHWWsBAsQ6AEwDHoECAEQAQ#v=onepage&q=гений%20Тетель&f=false</a><br/>
<br/>
Один из персонажей книги «Повелитель блох» Гофмана.
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«Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!<br/>
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But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
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The baron of Smaylho'me rose with day,<br/>
He spurr'd his courser on,<br/>
Without stop or stay, down the rocky way,<br/>
That leads to Brotherstone.<br/>
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He went not with the bold Buccleuch,<br/>
His banner broad to rear;<br/>
He went not 'gainst the English yew,<br/>
To lift the Scottish spear.<br/>
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Yet his plate-jack was braced, and his helmet was laced,<br/>
And his vaunt-brace of proof he wore;<br/>
At his saddle-gerthe was a good steel sperthe,<br/>
Full ten pound weight and more.<br/>
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The Baron return'd in three days' space,<br/>
And his looks were sad and sour;<br/>
And weary was his courser's pace,<br/>
As he reach'd his rocky tower.<br/>
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He came not from where Ancram Moor<br/>
Ran red with English blood;<br/>
Where the Douglas true, and the bold Buccleuch,<br/>
'Gainst keen Lord Evers stood.<br/>
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Yet was his helmet hack'd and hew'd,<br/>
His acton pierced and tore,<br/>
His axe and his dagger with blood inbrued,-<br/>
But it was not English gore.<br/>
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He lighted at the Chapellage,<br/>
He held him close and still;<br/>
And he whistled thrice for his little foot-page,<br/>
His name was English Will.<br/>
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'Come thou hither, my little foot-page,<br/>
Come hither to my knee;<br/>
Though thou art young, and tender of age,<br/>
I think thou art true to me.<br/>
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'Come, tell me all that thou hast seen,<br/>
And look thou tell me true!<br/>
Since I from Smaylho'me tower have been,<br/>
What did thy lady do?'-<br/>
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'My lady, each night, sought the lonely light,<br/>
That burns on the wild Watchfold;<br/>
For, from height to height, the beacons bright<br/>
Of the English foemen told.<br/>
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'The bittern clamour'd from the moss,<br/>
The wind blew loud and shrill;<br/>
Yet the craggy pathway she did cross<br/>
To the eiry Beacon Hill.<br/>
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'I watch'd her steps, and silent came<br/>
Where she sat her on a stone;-<br/>
No watchman stood by the dreary flame,<br/>
It burned all alone.<br/>
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'The second night I kept her in sight,<br/>
Till to the fire she came,<br/>
And, by Mary's might! an Armed Knight<br/>
Stood by the lonely flame.<br/>
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'And many a word that warlike lord<br/>
Did speak to my lady there:<br/>
But the rain fell fast, and loud blew the blast,<br/>
And I heard not what they were.<br/>
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'The third night there the sky was fair,<br/>
And the mountain-blast was still,<br/>
As again I watch'd the secret pair,<br/>
On the lonesome Beacon Hill.<br/>
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'And I heard her name the midnight hour,<br/>
And name this holy eve;<br/>
And say, 'Come this night to thy lady's bower;<br/>
Ask no bold Baron's leave.<br/>
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'He lifts his spear with the bold Buccleuch;<br/>
His lady is all alone;<br/>
The door she'll undo, to her knight so true,<br/>
On the eve of good St. John.'-<br/>
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''I cannot come; I must not come;<br/>
I dare not come to thee;<br/>
On the eve of St. John I must wander alone:<br/>
In thy bower I may not be.'-<br/>
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''Now, out on thee, faint-hearted knight!<br/>
Thou shouldst not say me nay;<br/>
For the eve is sweet, and when lovers meet,<br/>
Is worth the whole summer's day.<br/>
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''And I'll chain the blood-hound, and the warder shall not sound,<br/>
And rushes shall be strew'd on the stair;<br/>
So, by the black rood-stone, and by Holy St. John,<br/>
I conjure thee, my love, to be there!'-<br/>
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''Though the blood-hound be mute, and the rush beneath my foot,<br/>
And the warder his bugle should not blow,<br/>
Yet there sleepeth a priest in the chamber to the east,<br/>
And my footstep he would know.'-<br/>
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''O fear not the priest, who sleepeth to the east!<br/>
For to Dryburgh the way he has ta'en;<br/>
And there to say mass, till three days do pass,<br/>
For the soul of a knight that is slayne.'-<br/>
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'He turn'd him around, and grimly he frown'd;<br/>
Then he laugh'd right scornfully-<br/>
'He who says the mass-rite for the soul of that knight,<br/>
May as well say mass for me:<br/>
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''At the lone midnight hour, when bad spirits have power,<br/>
In thy chamber will I be.'-<br/>
With that he was gone, and my lady left alone,<br/>
And no more did I see.'<br/>
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Then changed, I trow, was that bold Baron's brow,<br/>
From the dark to the blood-red high;<br/>
'Now, tell me the mien of the knight thou hast seen,<br/>
For, by Mary, he shall die!'-<br/>
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'His arms shone full bright, in the beacon's red light;<br/>
His plume it was scarlet and blue;<br/>
On his shield was a hound, in a silver leash bound,<br/>
And his crest was a branch of the yew.'-<br/>
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'Thou liest, thou liest, thou little foot-page,<br/>
Loud dost thou lie to me!<br/>
For that knight is cold, and low laid in the mould,<br/>
All under the Eildon-tree.'-<br/>
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'Yet hear but my word, my noble lord!<br/>
For I heard her name his name;<br/>
And that lady bright, she called the knight<br/>
Sir Richard of Coldinghame.'-<br/>
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The bold Baron's brow then changed, I trow,<br/>
From high blood-red to pale — <br/>'The grave is deep and dark — and the corpse is stiff and stark-<br/>
So I may not trust thy tale.<br/>
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'Where fair Tweed flows round holy Melrose,<br/>
And Eildon slopes to the plain,<br/>
Full three nights ago, by some secret foe,<br/>
That gay gallant was slain.<br/>
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'The varying light deceived thy sight,<br/>
And the wild winds drown'd the name;<br/>
For the Dryburgh bells ring, and the white monks do sing,<br/>
For Sir Richard of Coldinghame!'<br/>
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He pass'd the court-gate, and he oped the tower-gate,<br/>
And he mounted the narow stair,<br/>
To the bartizan-seat, where, with maids that on her wait,<br/>
He found his lady fair.<br/>
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That lady sat in mournful mood;<br/>
Look'd over hill and vale;<br/>
Over Tweed's fair flod, and Mertoun's wood,<br/>
And all down Teviotdale.<br/>
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'Now hail, now hail, thou lady bright!'-<br/>
'Now hail, thou Baron true!<br/>
What news, what news, from Ancram fight?<br/>
What news from the bold Buccleuch?'-<br/>
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'The Ancram Moor is red with gore,<br/>
For many a southron fell;<br/>
And Buccleuch has charged us, evermore,<br/>
To watch our beacons well.'-<br/>
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The lady blush'd red, but nothing she said:<br/>
Nor added the Baron a word:<br/>
Then she stepp'd down the stair to her chamber fair,<br/>
And so did her moody lord.<br/>
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In sleep the lady mourn'd, and the Baron toss'd and turn'd,<br/>
And oft to himself he said,-<br/>
'The worms around him creep, and his bloody grave is deep……<br/>
It cannot give up the dead!'-<br/>
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It was near the ringing of matin-bell,<br/>
The night was wellnigh done,<br/>
When a heavy sleep on that Baron fell,<br/>
On the eve of good St. John.<br/>
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The lady look'd through the chamber fair,<br/>
By the light of a dying flame;<br/>
And she was aware of a knight stood there-<br/>
Sir Richard of Coldinghame!<br/>
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'Alas! away, away!' she cried,<br/>
'For the holy Virgin's sake!'-<br/>
'Lady, I know who sleeps by thy side;<br/>
But, lady, he will not awake.<br/>
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'By Eildon-tree, for long nights three,<br/>
In bloody grave have I lain;<br/>
The mass and the death-prayer are said for me,<br/>
But, lady, they are said in vain.<br/>
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'By the Baron's brand, near Tweed's fair strand,<br/>
Most foully slain, I fell;<br/>
And my restless sprite on the beacon's height,<br/>
For a space is doom'd to dwell.<br/>
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'At our trysting-place, for a certain space,<br/>
I must wander to and fro;<br/>
But I had not had power to come to thy bower<br/>
Had'st thou not conjured me so.'-<br/>
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Love master'd fear — her brow she cross'd;<br/>
'How, Richard, hast thou sped?<br/>
And art thou saved, or art thou lost?'-<br/>
The vision shook his head!<br/>
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'Who spilleth life, shall forfeit life;<br/>
So bid thy lord believe;<br/>
That lawless love is guilt above,<br/>
This awful sign receive.'<br/>
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He laid his left palm on an oaken beam;<br/>
His right upon her hand;<br/>
The lady shrunk, and fainting sunk,<br/>
For it scorch'd like a fiery brand.<br/>
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The sable score, of fingers, four,<br/>
Remains on that board impress'd;<br/>
And for evermore that lady wore<br/>
A covering on her wrist.<br/>
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There is a nun in Dryburgh bower,<br/>
Ne'er looks upon the sun;<br/>
There is a monk in Melrose tower,<br/>
He speaketh word to none.<br/>
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That nun, who ne'er beholds the day,<br/>
That monk, who speaks to none-<br/>
That nun was Smaylho'me's Lady gay,<br/>
That monk the bold Baron.
Вспомнил историю от американского гаишника:<br/>
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«Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:<br/>
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I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.<br/>
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.<br/>
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.<br/>
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.<br/>
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She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.<br/>
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more<br/>
time if that was all.<br/>
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She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.<br/>
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She looked me right in the eye and said, <b>»Not a damn thing!"</b> <br/>
фотография статьи американской газеты с этой историей<br/>
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ПЕРЕВОД:<br/>
История от дорожного полицейского из Миннесоты: <br/>
Как-то раз я остановил пожилую даму за превышение скорости на трассе 210, на 197 миле, сразу к востоку от города МакГрегор, Миннесота.<br/>
Попросил предъявить права, регистрацию и страховку. Дама передала мне документы.<br/>
Я был несколько удивлён (учитывая её солидный возраст), обнаружив среди документов лицензию на скрытое ношение оружия, и спросил, вооружена ли она в данный момент.<br/>
Дама ответила, что да, у неё пистолет калибра .45 в бардачке.<br/>
Что-то заставило меня спросить, а нет ли у неё ещё оружия, кроме упомянутого. Она сказала, что да, у неё в центральной консоли 9мм Глок. Тут уж я спросил «И это всё?». Нет, сказала она, еще есть .38 в сумочке. Тогда я спросил, чего она так боится.<br/>
Дама пристально посмотрела мне в глаза и сказала: «Да ни хрена я не боюсь». ))))
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